funny jokes!!
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funny jokes!!
lol I just see this and laughed for about a minute and it hurt so im gonna share with you !!!!
A homeless man walks into a bar and says "Bartender! Give everyone a round on me, and pour one for yourself!"
So the bartender does just that, and says to the homless man "That'll be 50 bucks."
"Well I dont have that kind of money," says the homeless guy. So the bartender throws him out.
A couple of minutes later the homeless guy comes back in and says "Bartender give everyone a round on me!"
"What, no drink for me this time?" the bartender replies smugly.
To which the bum replies, "Hell no, you're an asshole when you drink!"
A homeless man walks into a bar and says "Bartender! Give everyone a round on me, and pour one for yourself!"
So the bartender does just that, and says to the homless man "That'll be 50 bucks."
"Well I dont have that kind of money," says the homeless guy. So the bartender throws him out.
A couple of minutes later the homeless guy comes back in and says "Bartender give everyone a round on me!"
"What, no drink for me this time?" the bartender replies smugly.
To which the bum replies, "Hell no, you're an asshole when you drink!"
Re: funny jokes!!
LMAO that was an awesome joke i laugh so much
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Re: funny jokes!!
Hahaha you like that , I would forsure say something like that if I was abum !! hahahaha<3
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